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THIS IS ME LAST BLOG WOOOOO

no more i hope but its been fun hope y'all enjoyed my blogs my humour my interesting rant ill miss you all one of you so see ya

byeeee

cumbria shooting

Twelve confirmed dead in Cumbria shooting spree and the gunman himself found dead
Derrick Bird, 52, shot dead his twin brother and at least one colleague before driving down the west coast in a three-and-a-half-hour rampage, blasting passers-by at random. Eleven people were injured, three critically, as Bird fired shots at people in towns, villages and on country roads. Bird was a licensed gun holder He had a shotgun certificate and a firearms licence for weapons
while the shootings were going on there were lots of police and a helicopter which begs the question why did no one snipe the tool and how did he get away insanity because he killed himself the families of the people killed with have no justice
and he technically gets away with it

there have even been jokes made about the incident like how the whitehaven police have had to install speed bumps to stop taxi drivers shooting through town or how its better to shop in whitehaven on a monday or tuesday because a wednesday can be murder

sick but kudos for thinking them up now burn in hell for laughing

britains got talent

the 2010 series of bgt

i just want to say OMG AT THE SWALLOW GUY that was freekin amazing he swallowed a light bulb he also swallowed amandas ring witha p[adlock and key put the ring inside the padlock locked it the regurgitated it amazing he is gonna be famous i bet

phobias

phobias of mine include darkness bugs clowns and perceklain dolls

bugs im not afraid of im just afraid of harming them in anyway so whenever i see a slug or any sort of bug in harms way i have to save them by moving them dont care how disgusting they are everything deserves to live ..

darkness is not normal its not the fear of darkness itself its a fear of whats in the dark that gets me so every night i have to open my curtains so street light can get in its weird

clowns is just normal i am afraid of clowns with full face make up its cause of that film it i think

dolls im not sure why im scared of them they are just so real looking and its like they will come to life and attack me i even thought the barbie scene in toy soldiers was pretty scary chucky isnt really that scary tbh

summer

bleh summer.... i dont really remember any good summers cept for mayby goin to london or spain i went to port aventura with my brother when i was like 15 that was fun but it was only a week the rest of that summer felt cold compared apart from that then its all been pretty crap

this summer is my 18th and i hope to go to alton towers with my friends but somehow i dont think its going to happen ill probably get some stupid trip to jungle jims or something I ALWAYS DO its annoying i want something special for my 18th everyone else gets that and you know what REALLY pisses me off those rich ****** in america who can afford to buy there sons / daughters
CARS PARTIES ANYTHING THEY WANT which adds up to like 100,000 dollars and they still have the nerve to say is that it id bloody punch them in the face and steal there car for that they dont deserve the luxury if thats not enough seriously anyway there is one of my many out of the blue rants anyway that will do AND AS THE GREAT ONE peter grffin says YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS YOU AMERICA **** YOU back to you diane.........

ima just talk bout random stuff y'all

soo .... whats up ? what should i talk about it's not like anyone apart you colin is reading this but whatever i will talk about glee
(YES ITS CHEESY ) but i didnt think id like it when it first arrived but i watched one episode and then i was hooked its strangely satisfiying and some of the songs are not that bad good covers ..
i like kurt and i also like artie their singing voices are cool I'm a GLEEK deal with it
it doesnt change who i am im still an xbox 360 geek who cant bare being off modern warfare 2 for too long its an addiction to better myself and come out ontop but thats never gonna happen some people out there have less of a life than i do which means they are indoors more than i am playing more mw2 than i am meaning they are too good (like that south park episode with that world of warcraft fat guy beating everyone whilst sat( stuck) on his seat eating crisps and god knows what else but anyway you get the idea (ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD AT MODERN WARFARE ARE FAT except from you danny lol BUT one day i aim to be OBESE
infact i aim to have more chins than a chinese phonebook there

Charity

ok so the last post i had was if i won the lottery i said i'd leave some for the charity but i wasnt specific so ima tell you now which charities i like
1. pdsa or some animal care charity because i feel animals need better care and protection
2. cancer research because every little helps
3. education to make us smarter
4.altzheimers because i think that........ altzheimers because i think that they deserve some extra things to keep them occupied

thats it =][

if i won the lottery

if i won the lottery lets say £65 mil well theres quite alot of things id do



1. id buy me the best xbox 360 and games / controllers/ headsets around

2. id share my money with my closest friends by going on holidays and sharing my wealth

3. mayby give my dad enough money to retire on so he stops complaining about how much he works and then he might lay off me on the "state" of my room =]

4. id give like 5 million to a charity or bunch of charities

5.Booh

6. the rest i'd keep in the bank so id get the interest each month and have enough left to leave my kids when i die

simples kEEk

nothing much to say

basically nothing interesting enough to write about elections bleh volcano bleh im sorry but thats life mayby next week heres hoping sorry colin

the good old days (then a rant from outta no where)

do you ever feel like the world is moving to fast ?

i do i miss when i was young and everything was so fun and not as serious
music was all good no separations with punk rock and pop everyone liked everything
you could get away with almost anything back then now we are older we look back and we can see how much we missed ,family , spending time learning , and now because we have reached a certain age its not normal to act that age we're socially required to be mature have all the fun taken away with governments taking our money laws and rules standing in the way of a good life the world was not intended to be this way no one has a right to command us and tell us what to do this is our world we are individuals we should take responsibiluty for our own actions and not worry about being arrested for the slightest thing or being sued the law is a bunch of crap invented by someone who had absolutley NO right what so ever just a person with an idea that worked and soon took over people say we need governments to survive to keep our way of life I say screw that no one should vote at the election screw them and their stupid thieving ways who cares about your policies in the end they are basically screwing us out of our hard earned money and for what .. for sitting in a room shouting at other people about how they can get more money from us then they have the cheek to cheat us out of even more money with the expense scandal buying things with our money , a government should be in charge of jails and war thats it nothing else if they didnt steal our money there would be less crime less violence on the streets and people would be happy mayby that should be the next thing they do stop payments to the government and get rid of stupid little crimes like dropping litter or being fined cause your dog had a crap in the street christ sake its a scandal in itself .... ELECT ME AS THE NEW LEADER nah nevermind anyway kinda went oftrack there but anyway the good old days before i understood any of that thats what i wish life was like nowadays ... see im even using words like nowadays jeez im getting old anyhoo what are your thoughts on what i have wrote about ?

also if anyone wants to reminiss of good old music here start of with this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhjyqnHIwLQ object of my desire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZI93pJGhE come with me

seriously i miss music like this =

live lounge

have you heard the live lounge its amazing its where radio 1 get singers to go outside their comfort zone and sing another artists song in their own style i love it florence and the machine was good satardays were good one republic WERE AMAZING lady gaga mucked up her lyrics lol basically everyone is good live on live lounge so check it out on youtube sweet sweet music oh yeahhh ( wwry)

ive ran outta idears

seriously i cant think of anything interesting to write about ive done basically everything i like ....................... i like the group tatu they were awesome when i was younger i think i liked them cause they were lesbians but then she had a baby which is impossible think putting two pairs of scissors together it doesnt do anthing apart from make a screech noise ...not that im saying thats what happens but ahh sheesh ........... anyhoo they were awesome back in the day i used to fancy the black haired one ooft but then she grew up too much and had her stupid plastic surgery and an insane tan plus the baby oh dear ah well ill put a pic in to show you

she looks amazing there

after she looks like this ruined her looks shame really

ive got someone new to fantasize over her name is hayden panettierre ooft

teenage alcoholism in the uk

Alcohol is one of the most common used drugin teenage life at the moment not alot of people know this is a drug but it is people become addicted and it can ruin lives just as many other well known drugs do Alcohol to many teens is a way showing your cool and rebelious but many teens cannot control their action once they have had one too many and whilst destroying their liver shortening their lifespan

but now people are trying to take action against teen alcoholism by having a month of soberness a dry month and to ban drinks at T in the park sure to cause outrage in teens but will never work though too many teens

the truth is its too late to do anything about teen drinking but atleast we can try and save the next generation from falling into the same trap we did as helen lovejoy kept on saying "Won't someone please think of the children"

Avenged sevenfold

Avenged Sevenfold is an american rock/metal band formed in huntington beach california the band consists of 5 members (4 now ) M Shadows lead singer , Syn Gates guitarist , Zacky V guitarist, Johnny Christ and The Rev Solomon (died 2009)rip

A little bit on the rev he was awesome no matter what people say most insults towards him are because of jealousy i can name few drummers who even come close to his talents i for one will miss him .

due to his death im really not sure what is happening with the band will they continue and do some cheesy song for him for money like boyzone did for steven gately or will they retire to the bat country i hope to hear more from them soon

all in all Avenged sevenfold is the best band imho

computer gaming online

the xbox 360 one of THE greatest inventions ever in my opinion great graphics great games even greater online

But its starting to get annoying due to these things called mods

mods are where people edit the codes in the games and give themselves an advantage over other players which ruins the game for the others

you perhaps have mods for games you might think that people think you cool because you have them No they dont

i get very annoyed when im trying to rank up in GTA IV and all of a sudden a flying bus comes and kills me its not funny and its not cool

however i would like to get my hands on some of these mods and get some payback on you but then i'd be the very thing i'm complaining about oh well ive had my little rant thats me done =]

online safety

do you know what your kids are viewing online who they are taliking to make sure you do

Grooming:
What is child sex abuse?
A child sex abuser (commonly referred to as a paedophile) is someone who is sexually attracted to a child or children and acts upon those desires.
Why do child sex abusers like to use the internet to contact children?
Child sex abusers find the internet an easier place to participate in a range of child sexual abuse activity including contact with children due to the anonymity of the medium. They will often lie and pretend to be younger than they are or people other than themselves, and find a sense of security by operating from the safety of their own homes. They have been known to set up bogus email accounts and chat personas to mask their identity online.
What are children at risk of, from child sex abusers, online?
There are a number of actions which these adults will engage in online. These include:
Swapping child abuse images in chat areas or through instant messenger with other adults or young people and forming networks with other child abusers to share tips on how to groom more effectively and how to avoid being caught.
Swapping personal information of children that they have collected with other abusers.
Participating in online communities such as blogs, forums and chat rooms with the intention to groom children, collect sexually explicit images and meet them to have sex.
What is online grooming?
The Sexual Offences Act 2003 defines online grooming as: "A course of conduct enacted by a suspected paedophile, which would give a reasonable person cause for concern that any meeting with a child arising from the conduct would be for unlawful purposes."*
Often, adults who want to engage children in sexual acts, or talk to them for sexual gratification will seek out young people who desire friendship. They will often use a number of grooming techniques including building trust with the child through lying, creating different personas and then attempting to engage the child in more intimate forms of communication including compromising a child with the use of images and webcams. Child sex abusers will often use blackmail and guilt as methods of securing a meeting with the child.
*The full definition of Online Grooming can be found in the Sexual Offences Act 2003

use online site blockers and time restrictions but dont be too over protective because it could lead to other problems like antisocial activities and crime but make sure they keep safe and stay in the same room while they are online

Kristian Digby

to buy or not to buys presenter Kristian Digby was found dead yesterday in west west ham flat his death is unexplained Tributes were paid last night to Mr Digby, 32, who also directed films and television programmes. he will be sorely missed by his co hosts friends and family another young talent gone

R.I.P 24 June 1977

1 march 2010

SPRING

the grass is green the skies are blue the rabbits are running around birds are tweeting spring is in the air .......NOT although the skies are blue without clouds thats about as much of spring there is its been -1 and less so far there is still snow falling and ice on the roads bleh the sooner winter is over the better i can finally go around in less thick clothes anyway there isnt alot to say bout this subject its juct another season of this so far crappy year i recently bought a turbo controller for my xbox 360 and took it home and bobs your uncle ... it didnt bloomin work gad dammit X[ really anoid ......... humbug

Bullying Give us your thoughts OR ELSE X[

Bullying .. we have all been bullied or bullied someone else at one point in out life whether it be our parents or fellow schoolmates or perhaps Gordon Brown,

bullying is still wrong but there isnt alot we can do about it we may say tell a teacher or parent but no one wants to be labelled a snitch or things like that so people keep quiet and each day the same thing happens till one day you become what you feared most ..

A Bully

Its a vicious cycle you start bullying someone they bully someone and so on . what we need to do is to find any child in school who has behavioural problems and give them support like helpers or activities if they behave and punishment if they dont its seemples anyway bullying is wrong its ruined many lives including my own but we have to move on from our own lives and try to help the next generation from making the same mistakes

ciao

the brits

so for the 2010 brit awards the nominees are as follows

British Male Solo Artist; Calvin Harris, Dizzee Rascal, Mika Island, Paolo Nutini, Robbie Williams

British Female Solo Artist; Bat for Lashes, Florence And The Machine, Leona Lewis, Lily Allen, Pixie Lott

British Breakthrough Act; Florence and the Machine, Friendly Fires, JLS, La Roux, Pixie Lott

British Group; Doves, Friendly Fires, JLS, Kasabian, Muse

MasterCard British Album; Dizzee Rascal - Tongue 'n’ Cheek, Florence and the Machine - Lungs,

Kasabian - West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum, Lily Allen - It’s Not Me, It’s You, Paolo Nutini - Sunny Side Up

British Single; Alesha Dixon - Breathe, Alexandra Burke Ft Flo Rida - Bad Boys, Cheryl Cole - Fight For This Love, Joe McElderry - The Climb, JLS - Beat Again, La Roux - In For The Kill, Lily Allen - The Fear, Pixie Lott - Mama Do, Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart, Tinchy Stryder Ft N-Dubz - Number 1

International Male Solo Artist; Bruce Springsteen, Eminem, Jay-Z, Michael Bublé, Seasick Steve

International Female Solo Artist; Lady Gaga, Ladyhawke, Norah Jones, Rihanna, Shakira

International Breakthrough Act; Animal Collective, Daniel Merriweather, Empire of the Sun, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift

International Album; Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion, Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D., Empire of the Sun - Walking on a Dream, Jay-Z - The Blueprint 3, Lady Gaga - The Fame

Most Memorable Brits Performance of 30 Years; Bee Gees - Stayin’ Alive/How Deep is Your Love (1997), Bros - I Owe you Nothing (1989), Coldplay - Clocks (2003), Eurythmics & Stevie Wonder - Angel (1999), Girls Aloud - The Promise (2009), Kanye West - Gold Digger (2006), Kylie Minogue - Can’t Get You Out Of My Head (2002), Michael Jackson - Earth Song (1996), Paul McCartney - Live & Let Die (2008), Pet Shop Boys - Go West (1994), Robbie Williams & Tom Jones - The Full Monty Medley (1998), Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mama (2005), Spice Girls - Wannabe/ Who Do You Think You Are (1997), Take That - Beatles Medley I Wanna Hold Your Hand/ Hard Day’s Night/ She Loves Me (1994), The Who - Who Are You (1988)Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1251208/Brit-Awards-2010-Florence-And-The-Machine-Dizzee-Rascals-pricey-duet.html#ixzz0fgvNotLm

i of course want lady gaga to win something and florence and the machines because god damn shes amazing her voice is just like wvooomf blows me away man amazing lungs and i dont mean that in a pervy way =] and i reckon she'd be an awesome friend a random one u for a larf anyway that will do for this blog ciao

my first time.....doing a blog jeez

so i gotta do a blog on something but i dont know what to blog about im sitting here with a pack of McCoys a pack of polos and an empty yazoo bottle and about to go on a break.....

ok im back from my break nom nom just had a double cheese burger
anyhoo uhhhh

HEROES
That will be my subject
now alot of people think heroes is awesome and hope it goes on forever but those of you who have never even heard of it or dont want to watch it....what the heck is wrong with you =p its like THE best thing on tv from a smoking hot cheerleader to a mental villain who cuts peoples brains out to obtain superpowers its so good that basically all my accounts have something to do with heroes on it normally my username which im normally sylarfan anyhoo thats enough for this one ill try and conserve some brain energy for next weeks blog but dont keep your hopes up =]